We start with a pointless scene of Homer showing us he cannot use a GPS (And Lisa can still be a prick when she wants to be). After Bart gets to his class (in the school that was destroyed last week)
|I can fly! I can fly! I can... *SPLAT*|
|Lisa: I'm sad because I got a bad grade. Now I'm happy because of that grade. Now I'm depressed because I'm smart.|
|I'll see to it that no child actually acts like one. What is this a public school?! *scoffs*|
|The Simpsons, in 3-D. Now the stupidity can jump off the screen.|
Michelle: That's right Lisa. I decided to waste thousands in taxpayers money to tell you it's ok to be smart
Lisa: That's ok but couldn't I have figured that out? I mean my character is pretty spiritual, I think I could have coped.
Michelle: Say didn't you get emo over an A+++?
Lisa: I'll shut up now.*Goes into a rage* WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Is anyone really buying this?! We are in a recession and the President felt like this was a good use of taxpayers' money?! A trip by the First Lady to tell a little girl that she should remain smart?! The same little girl who never seems to have friends and always sticks to her values even if they aren't popular. This is BULLSHIT! I've never seen such a stupid plot ever in my life! And for her to get all this praise FOR WHAT?! Being the wife of the first Black president? It's really sad that people think Michelle Obama actually means something in today's society I mean not even the Chancellor of Germany (Angela Merkel) doesn't get this attention and she actually DOES SOMETHING!
|There's nowhere to run, no one can save me, the damage is done|
|Why couldn't we see more of these two? They're FAR more interesting than either of the plots.|
Final judgment: THIS EPISODE IS SHIT!! I can't believe this was even made, the main plot was horribly written, the subplot had way too much character derailment and all around STUPID! The only thing worth seeing is about 1.5 minutes of Nelson and the blind kid and even that's pushing it.
Final Grade: 1.8/10 Thanks, writers, for this trip down shit lane.