Alternative openings

While as I said that an opening does not make or break an episode, as I said before I would have preferred an established song as opposed to a song of the week
Alternatives: (based on what's on my Ipod)
Whole city in jail with "Jailhouse Rock" playing
Simpsons going through a cemetery to shave time off the trip home when Homer turns into a zombie and "Thriller" plays
All the characters wear black attire while "Back in Black" is playing
Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" (situation to be set up but I can envision this)
Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" (same as previous)

Considered:
Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer" (just couldn't envision the town doing this)
Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" (same as above plus they already had Aerosmith do this)
A different Michael Jackson song (almost all of them could work)
Papa Roach's "Getting Away with Murder" (Purely Sideshow Bob and could probably do a music video with enough clips from the show if I were better with video editing)

In conclusion ANYTHING BUT "Tick-Tock"
(post any ideas that come to your mind)